Pope's new gig

There was some shocking news this past week about the Pope Benedict XVI retiring. This was the first time a Pope has stepped down in the last 6 centuries! But the good news is we found out why he retired and we completely understand why: he's DJing!

Some reports are coming out of his DJ name but nothing confirmed. Among the names are DJ Benedict Beats, DJ Bass Blesser, DJ Breakdown Holiness, DJ Sin Scratcher, and DJ Lady Killer. All are fine choices. We wish him all the best in the business and if he's looking to join the best dj company out there then I think we can help!